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i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”


12 hours ago with 195,910 notes

Tagged: #GODDDD

Literally the only reason I ever do anything healthy is to get hotter

12 hours ago with 3 notes

play this at my funeral

13 hours ago with 7,516 notes

Tagged: #my jam


im getting this tattooed on my ass

Tagged: #deep



look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Tagged: #OMG!!!!!

15 hours ago with 195,617 notes
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when you tell a guy you’re ready

Tagged: #LMFAO


my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

15 hours ago with 305,511 notes